What would you tell to your wife ?

Unfortunately I don't own PB and I don't own Kellerman ... But I wish I did ;-)
Something for Azzurra13 !

Thanks to my pupils from 1D for a good question.

“Paul....If you were married.. Would you tell your wife what you really had been doing ?”
“Think a'bit. What should I tell her ?:
“Dear , I am going to work and I have been ordered to kill the president tonight. But don't worry I will make it quick ”
or
“Dear, I have to get the information from somebody , that's why I have to go to work so early. I have to torture him , than I will kill him and bury the body in the forest but I will be back at lunch time and than we will have fun ”
or maybe
“ I am sorry my Love for being late but I had to bury the body in the ground. In fact my day at work was really screwed because I didn't kill as many as I had to and I will have to do that after dinner. By the way can you put my shirt to the washing machine it's all in blood and I have to have it ready for tomorrow.”
Of course I wouldn't tell her.”